top Pentagon is zapping troops with electric shocks

it may not be too far in the future that consumer electrical shocks become the next big thing.

top One-way trip to Mars prohibited

Promoting or being involved in a trip to the Red Planet is prohibited.

top Little boy gets 40,000 friends on Facebook

That would be better than any birthday party.

top One-armed man arrested for clapping

One-armed man arrested for clapping.

top Woman kills husband with love potion

Her husband complained of severe abdominal pain.

top Daily sunrise is broadcast on giant TVs

Lack of sky vision has become such an issue that people flock to the screens.

top Pastor walks on congregation and makes them eat grass

He keeps his shoes on.

top Cannibalism fears

Executed uncle was eaten alive by 120 hungry dogs.

top NASA finds God's message on Mars

I am real.

top Hospital clock told patient to die

Doctoes were confronted by the upset patient.